Best things about the economic recession.

February 27, 2009

if you have no money you can loose lots of weight.

if you loose your home you can go camping for months at a time.

tire fire.

big tire fire.

bigger tire fire.

no more double mocha chinos with whip.

even bigger tire fires.

outdoor screenings of Mel Gibson’s Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome staring Tina Turner’s burned up legs pre-burnup.

the Canadian Looney could become the currency standard.

higher returns on PBR investment.

rhinestones will be used to make mouth bling.

higher returns on rhinestone mouth bling investment.

Did I mention the tire fires?

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One Response to “Best things about the economic recession.”


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