The Perils of Tight Clothing – Redux
November 25, 2008
Remember the warning about how tight clothing kills small animals?
Well, today it happened. First, there was the squirrel who wouldn’t get out of the road. Then there was the pigeon that ate the cigarette butt. And then there was the narwhal who dropped the toaster oven into the bathtub.
What is wrong with all of you? Tight clothing kills.