Cancelled Due to Lack of Gold

coffee cancelled due to lack of gold.
meeting cancelled due to lack of gold.
shower cancelled due to lack of gold.
computer crashed due to lack of gold.
personality cancelled due to lack of gold.
blog entry cancelled due to lack of gold.
girlfriend cancelled due to lack of gold.
bus route cancelled due to lack of gold.
face tattoo cancelled due to lack of gold.
Disney World Resort vacation cancelled due to lack of gold.
American newspapers cancelled due to lack of gold.
gold cancelled due to lack of gold.
gold-card cancelled due to lack of gold.
Bob Sagat cancelled due to lack of gold.